Actually, Infinity, I feel weird just reading your post! :-)
There is no difference in principle between a bass reflex design utilizing a port, such as the JM Labs stuff you mention, and ones with a passive radiator like Thiels. Two variations of the same thing - they just have slightly different ways of coupling the air volume contained within the reflex cabinet to the air outside in the listening room. All the same math applies, so your implied criticism of the fact that all reflex designs will feature a minimum-motion frequency for the woofer where the port conversely develops its highest output, and also of the fact that air compresses so there will be some small delay in the port action, applies just as equally to your recommended speakers as it does to Ramesses' (and my) Thiels.
While exact alignment properties having to do with extension frequenies, Q resonance, and damping are determined by the properties of the driver, port, and cabinet, and will vary between makers and models, it is obviously entirely possible to construct speakers with good-sounding bass utilizing reflex principles, since that's the way the vast majority of high-end speakers are designed. If that's something you can't accept in theory, then you'll need to get yourself some sealed-box acoustic suspension speakers (such as Dunlavy) or bass transmission-line loaded speakers (such as Meadowlark). Hope that clears things up for you! Happy listening, Z.

